Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf ([info]laszlo_jamf) wrote,
@ 2008-05-12 10:38:00
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DAMN IT ALL NO ORDER NO SENSE NO PROPRIETY NO ORGANIZATION NO NOTHING! WHO DID WHAT?

M E M O R A N D U M


[ ]Citizens [ ]Toys [ ]Seeds [ ]Bitches [ ]Creatures [ ]You [ ]___________ (name)
[x]Residents :

Recent events have made it clear that there is a disconnection among the residents of the City. You have observed it. It is no illusion.

The specifics of these recent events cannot be made publicly known; we appreciate your understanding.

However, for certain citizens, it is possible to break on through to the other side be reunited with those of their acquaintance.

In light of that, provided the appropriate payment is provided, and the records maintained, those certain citizens will be permitted reunion.

To provide necessary payment for permission:

1. Complete the appropriate forms in triplicate at the Deity Offices yes, that damned elephant. Pens will be made available.

2. Sign in agreement of necessary payment for entrance.

3. Submit payment. (Specifics of payment only available upon completion of paperwork. No alternative forms of payment will be acceptable.)

Please.

Form an orderly line.

Sincerely:
Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf (BS, MS, MD, PhD, HD, PR, HVAC, KoG, LG, RIT, SR, ITR, LCR, DR, PRFR, &c.)

[ooc: This is a deity mirror City trading post.

Trades can be mocklogged or assumed, since you can trade any time this week to get into the mirror City. Your character must give up either a power or one of the five senses as a ticket in, and we know you'll choose a good one to give up. They'll get their power or sense back when they get out of mirror city, but don't expect Laszlo to tell them that. Have fun! No you can't see the strikes, and yes he was listening to the Doors.]



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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 05:50 pm UTC (link)
And people on both... sides, can do this?

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Whose side do you think I'm on?

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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Anyone can do this?

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh, ha ha.

No.

One-way tickets only.

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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Which way?

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 09:09 pm UTC (link)
You're a smart one.
You've been paying attention.

Good girl.
Have a biscuit:

If you're here and everything's all right, wouldn't you like to go and fetch...whoever from there and bring them back here?


Hmm?

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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Yes... But if it's one way, I can't do that, mister. Unless there's another way to go between 'em. Is there?

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I said "fetch," didn't I?

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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 09:39 pm UTC (link)
How do get back then?

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 10:10 pm UTC (link)
... ... ...

A different way than you go in.

How does that sound?

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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 10:12 pm UTC (link)
... Puzzling, but possible. A specific action then? or is there more?

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 10:20 pm UTC (link)
You do realize we're in the middle of a crisis situation here, yes?

[ooc: This is Laszlo-speak for "I don't know yet asdfkljsaldjkf!!!"]

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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 10:29 pm UTC (link)
So explain things better! Or do you not know either?

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 10:32 pm UTC (link)
I am explaining as best I can.
I am excruciatingly busy at present.

Or hadn't you noticed?
Situation and all.

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[info]lyra_of_dust
2008-05-12 10:35 pm UTC (link)
So help us fix it! How do people get back!

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[info]laszlo_jamf
2008-05-12 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Details of the situation are still becoming clear to us. Who in hell left the rain on when the cakes were outside?! A meeting is scheduled for this evening to discuss these details. Until such time I am, as I was often in years long gone by...

NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY.

[ooc: Does he not know? Does he not want to say? Not really sure~]

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